Skip to main content

The Post You SHOULD Read!

Quinn Chapman and the Altar of Evil I

Quinn Chapman and the Altar of Evil The flames of Hades flickered off the rough hewn walls of the cavern as I stumbled my way deeper into the earthen maw. Acrid, black smoke invaded my eyes, blurring my vision and clouding my lungs. Dark voices shouted in a rhythmic chant somewhere beyond the hall of fire through which I now walked. My body was cut and bruised; my clothes turned to rags barely clinging to my sweat glistened flesh.  What maligned road led me to my current state of depravity? My mind flickered back to that fateful day in the warrens of Singapore, to one of the myriad of seedy opium dens lining the alleys. It was there that I found the remnants of the infamous Anglo explorer Sir Percival Covington.  I pushed back the shoddy veil of the curtain to find Sir Percival upon his back, clad in sweat-stained khaki and a weeks' worth of grime. So much for the hero of the British Empire. His glazed eyes alighted upon me, and a flicker of recognition danced across his ...

Quinn Chapman and The Curse of Anubis

In my last post, I laid out my elevator pitch and a snippet I wrote for this pulp. I am actually writing it in the first person, and this is the beginning of my attempt to write an homage to serialized (Pulp) fiction. I am emulating the style the pulp writer used, both in word choice and structure. Check it out!

Pillars of an Egyptian temple.

The Curse of Anubis

The cacophonous uproar of merrymaking socialites chased me down the dusky streets of the Big Easy. I stepped lithely, avoiding the malodorous and discolored puddles of filth unknown, pushing my way through the giddy throng. I relished in the heady sights and pleasures of Bourbon Street at its finest, even this miasma of hooch and wild dames was peaceful in comparison to what Iā€™d been through these last few years. War, malaria, murderous natives, and anything with fangs thirsting for human blood.

New Orleans was comparatively benign by the standards of Quinn Chapman. But I wasnā€™t here for myself, at least not entirely. My old traveling partner, Jean Pierre, was a native born genuine local, mothered by a Creole woman and a French immigrant baker. Old Jean was proud of his French heritage and that was how we came to be friends, gunning together in the sands of the Sahara. Some bonds lasted a lifetime, and none better than those forged in battle and blood.

Jean had sent me a letter, ranting and raving like a mad Faulkner over some great treasure, the next big score. I read his enthusiasm through the ink of every line, but I knew this would be no trip for biscuits. No, this was the real thing. A Bonafide money making Egyptian treasure hunt.

I smiled as my wayward feet defeated the myriad of distractions of the fuming street and brought me to the rusting wrought iron stairs of Jeanā€™s apartments. The crumbling brick edifice loomed above me, casting deep shadows over the alley, menacing anyone who came its way.

The moment my booted feet elucidated the first groan from the iron steps, I felt a deep sense of foreboding. Something was wrong. My hackles raised as I continued up. I was packing heat as usual, and that Colt 45 was in my hand in a blink.

Nearing the doors, a cold dread writhed and slithered through the soggy, thick air, reaching for me as I approached its horrible lair. The gateway was thrown wide, the French doors were gaping in spite of the damp January chill. That same chill seeped into my bones as the dread made way for despair as my eyes fell upon a figure lying prone on the wooden floor.

Jean Pierre.

I stifled my dismay and my urge to rush to his aid, for the attackers may have yet been lingering and I did not want to alert them to my presence.

I swept the apartment behind the barrel of my Colt, failing to find any black rats lurking in the dark recesses of the flat. I holstered my iron and stalked over to the prostrate form of Jean Pierre. I reached out to him, hoping to feel the pulse of life in his veins. Before my hand could grip his wrist, I recoiled in abject horror and disgust as the fabric of his shirt sleeve writhed with some unseen entity.

I reached for the knife on my belt, instinct sculpted from years in the bush propelled me into a defensive posture. I tensed my body, preparing to spring away when from beneath the sleeve of his shirt crawled an ebony terror, a black scorpion. The six-legged arachnid darted forward, the black beads of its lifeless eyes reflecting the liquid light of the gas lamps. Those stygian orbs seethed with a hatred impossible for such a lowly creature.

Yet this scorpion charged me like a dame who just found me in bed with her sister. Except I didnā€™t do anything to deserve the ire.

I sprang to my feet and backed away and still the beast came on, followed closely by its brothers. Each skittering menace clambered out from my friends' clothing, sending shudders down my spine.

Under the present circumstances, I did the only thing I could and dropped my size elven right down on the top of the repugnant crawler. StompSquish. Crunch. I scraped the tattered remnant of my adversary from the sole of my boot with my blade, ensuring the barbed stinger was far from my person.

What followed was an orgy of stomping death as I laid waste to forces arrayed against me. The battle left me with a sheen of sweat and a heaving chest, both for the exertion of the act and rage behind it. For these hell spawn scorpions could only be found in one far flung spot on the dark continent and the only way they could be here was if they were introduced. Scorpions did not travel from the scorching depths of the Western Desert to the dusky streets of New Orleans for holidays.

It was murder then, intentionally or accidental. It did not matter. My friend was dead, and I intended to know the reason why.

I wiped the sweat from my brow and pushed a lock of sandy brown hair back into place beneath my fedora. With as much dignity and reverence as I could, I used my booted feet to roll Jeanā€™s body onto its back.
Jeanā€™s once sun burnished skin was a sickly pale pallor, tinged green with poison and clammy with cold death. I gazed upon his lifeless eyes and once smiling face, now contorted with fear and shock, frozen in time. The culprits would pay, but first I had to ascertain their identities. The scorpions were the first clue, the rest would come. I leant my trust to divine intervention to show me the way. 

Sure enough it did, in more ways than one.

I inspected the scene before me, trying to piece the shattered fragments of the mystery together into one coherent piece. In death, it seemed Jean had one last message for me. His arm lay extended as if pointing toward something lying beneath the duvet. I followed its bearing and ducked low, peering into the shaded confines beneath the furniture. Inches from Jeans outstretched fingers was a piece of paper or fabric, waiting for a discoverer to snatch it up. I reached out for it, wary of any lingering multi-legged pests, but as my hand came to grasp the withered sheet of papyrus I heard the iron moan of the stairs outside.

Someone was coming.

The paper fell back to its crypt in a chill whisper of wind and my trusty Colt flew to my hand with the surety of long practice. I ducked back behind one of the half walls that separated the room and peeked out from my redoubt, waiting for the ball to drop.

Boy oh boy, did it ever drop hard. MY breath caught in my throat at the sight of the beautiful dame that appeared as if by magic in the doorway. Never in my long experience had I seen a woman of such alluring proportions, both dark and illuminating at the same time. She moved with an eloquent grace that belied her skintight dress and French high heeled shoes. 

She was like a panther stalking its prey, slow and silent. Steady and dangerous. This dame meant business and she was packing heat of her own. A small automatic was clasped in her lithe fingers.

I shook my head to clear the fog, an abnormal occurrence for a casanova such as I. From the moment I saw her, I knew that I was stuck under her spell, but she was in my palā€™s apartment right after his murder. That meant that whatever business she had was my business as well. 

I managed to say as much from behind the relative safety of my brick half wall. ā€œCome back to the scene of the crime, did you?ā€

To her definite credit, she did not flinch or jump at my challenge. Her eyes cut through the wall, drawing me out. I managed to keep my gun up, not falling completely to the sirenā€™s call.

ā€œYou must be Quinn,ā€ She sang in a provocative lilt. ā€œI expected you sooner.ā€

ā€œIf weā€™d met before, I surely would have remembered a woman like you.ā€

ā€œYouā€™ll forget this one permanently if you donā€™t stop giving me those eyes.ā€ She paused for a moment, grimacing ever so slightly when she spied the body on the floor. 

I held my hands up in mock surrender, not yet relinquishing my grip on my gun. ā€œPoint taken. How do you know my name, miss?ā€

ā€œEva. Eva LaRue. The alignment of the stars, Mister Chapman. I was in business with your former partner, Monsieur Pierre. Unfortunately heā€™s dead and I know you are not the killer.ā€

ā€œYouā€™re some sort of clairvoyant abercrombie, huh?ā€ I was torn between tense watchfulness and being at my ease with the beautiful Miss LaRue. Jean had not mentioned anyone else in his letter to me. I started to sense an even deeper mystery brewing.

ā€œMaybe I am, or maybe I am just observant.ā€ Evaā€™s sensuous lips parted ever so slightly in a mischievous grin. A grin that could cow a charging grizzly into submission. Her glittering blue eyes lingered on my emerald orbs, but she lowered her automatic. I followed suit, holstering my gun in a mutual armistice. I had an ardent desire to find out more about this modern day Aphrodite.

ā€œYou donā€™t sound French, so how do I know you are who you say you are?ā€

ā€œMy mother was French, but I was born and raised in New York. I am an American, same as you.ā€ Eva slipped in closer as she spoke, her eyes darting to the splattered bodies of the scorpions before alighting on Jean Pierreā€™s body. The stale air of the apartment gave way to the floral musk of Evaā€™s perfume, scents of jade and lavender, the allure of the orient. ā€œWe donā€™t have time to banter, so shut up and listen.ā€

I wanted to retort, to play the game of cat and mouse, but I held my tongue. A sense of urgency was coming over me, like a growing thunderstorm in the distance billowing up and blowing. My intuition was honed to a knifes fine edge from the war and my post war exploits, so I listened intently on

Eva took my silence as an askance for her to continue. ā€œJean was helping me seek the legendary Was scepter. The Staff of Anubis.ā€

My jaw dropped and I blinked stupidly. Jean Pierre and I were the sole survivors of a doomed expedition into the Western Desert of Egypt. We were searching for the Lost Oasis of Ankhara, the resting place of the Was scepter. 

ā€œClose your mouth before something flies in there,ā€ Eva knelt over the body, her blonde hair rolling down her naked shoulders in waves of flaxen silk. ā€œI know your story, Jean told me everything. To get so close, only to fail.ā€

ā€œWe didnā€™t fail, lady. We were doomed from the start. There were nearly three hundred thousand square miles of sand and rock to search out there and to make things worse, the Bedouin harassed our column most of the way. When we got within an afternoon's march of salvation, some other tribesmen made a concentrated assault on our camp. We left nothing but sun-bleached bones behind.ā€ My chest heaved with the memories of screams and blood, with the voices that had whispered in my head from beyond the veil. 

Evaā€™s ivory cheeks reddened, and she glanced down to her feet. ā€œIā€™m sorry for them. If the legends are true, then you weren't attacked by simple Bedouin tribesmen.ā€

ā€œNot at all, the Bedouin are nomadic people. These people were different, like desert guardians of some sort. Maybe the protectors of the oasis and its secrets.ā€

ā€œThat certainly lends more credence to your story.ā€ Eva bent forward over the body, reaching for the paper I knew to be beneath the couch. Her back was on full display by the v-shaped cut of her dress, the apex of which came tantalizingly close to exposing her rear.  

I made a sorry attempt at being a gentleman and looked away with considerable willpower, but when she came back to her feet, she faced me, her supple chest heaving with excitement in the tight confines of her corset. In her exquisite fingers was a brittle piece of the most ancient of paper, a papyrus scroll, yet she took notice of my wavering gaze. ā€œWe have more pressing matters, wouldnā€™t you say?ā€

ā€œWhatā€™s this we stuff? The only thing the search for Ankhara ever yielded is death.ā€ I crossed my arms, defying her magic. A man could only be pressed so far by beauty, even if she was out dueling me on wit. 

Eva held the papyrus to the flickering lights and rolled her eyes. ā€œYes, yes, the curse of Anubis. Living dead, horrible fates, etcetera etcetera.ā€ 

I felt her disdain, but I had seen enough of the unexplained to never take a curse lightly. My curiosity still managed to get the better of me. My thirst for adventure, to discover what lay over the next horizon, to fight the next battle was unquenchable for I had never known peace. 

ā€œWhat does it say?ā€

ā€œItā€™s the key to Ankhara and the temple of Anubis.ā€ Eva said matter of factly, as if she were holding the latest copy of life magazine. ā€œThis is what I came for.ā€

Eva turned, bringing her body next to mine. I could feel her warmth radiating and could get lost in the wonderful miasma of her scent. I was foolishly enamored, like a schoolboy and his first crush.

She held the papyrus a little high so that I might see it. I was no scholar in Egyptology, but I had learned enough in my time there to get some semblance of meaning from the hieroglyphics depicted on the scroll. 

In my excitement I pulled the aged scroll from her hand. Touching the ancient papyrus elucidated a stunning chill, a writhing, grasping cold engulfed me as if Iā€™d been thrown into a snowbank. I almost cried out, but as quickly as the icy miasma came, it was gone. 

For the present I chalked it up to my nerves and gave the object a deeper inspection.

ā€œA path through the desert, directly to the Oasis.ā€ I mumbled, now losing myself in the translation. ā€œAnd the man with a jackal's head, that's Anubis and his scepter.ā€

Eva laughed. ā€œJean said you couldn't resist adventure and that you would not be able to resist a chance at redemption for your failed attempt. You came at his summons to redeem yourself.ā€ 

I grinned back, full of myself now. ā€œHe also knew I couldnā€™t resist a pretty lady batting her eyelashes at me. It seems you know a lot more about me than I do you, Miss LaRue.ā€

ā€œYou will just have to learn, but not now. And call me Eva.ā€ With that, Eva snatched the map out of the air and whipped around, heading for the broken doors. Her sultry aroma lingered in the air, beckoning me to follow. I had no choice but to do so.

In moments, I found myself shuffling down the stairs outside and hopping along the moisture slick cobbles of the Quarter. By then, the gray wet evening had given way to the enveloping blackness of night, pierced only by the shimmering fires of the gas lamps.

I found myself so intent on our mission that I almost ran smack into Evaā€™s flaxen mane where she had stopped stock still on the street. The hairs on the back of my neck stood on end, instinctually sensing danger before seeing it. Eva must have sensed it as well, but I proved to be the quicker reacting. 

I grabbed her slender arm in my vice-like grip, pulling her into the foreboding gloom of the  nearest alley. Eva did not resist, accepting my lead as we made to escape the scrutiny of the main street. We had not gone more than ten feet when we were confronted by the hulking figure of a man basking in the shadows.

My eyes adjusted to the darkness as the ape-like countenance of our adversary revealed itself in the musty thoroughfare. HIs glowering face was dark and lean, deep set predatory eyes stared out from above a thin black mustache which in turn framed a wicked grin of evil delight. 

I was plenty rugged, but this bad egg seemed to be my equal or greater in strength. Still, I did not hesitate to step in front of Eva and draw my Colt. 

The stranger shook his raptor head and pushed forward with the casual certitude of a tiger approaching its wounded prey. No weapon did he wield as he came on, facing the barrel of my iron. His confidence was almost enough to shake me from my solid foundations, but Evaā€™s stirring presence leant me strength.

ā€œMiss LaRue.We meet again.ā€ The walking mountain of flesh hissed in a rough guttural German accent. ā€œNow give me the map.ā€

ā€œMueller,ā€ Eva spat in at the manā€™s feet, eyes narrowed with loathing.

ā€œI don't think so, pal,ā€ I growled, lips snarl and muscles tensed up like a compressed spring. I waved my forty-five in front of him, stopping his steady advance.

...its barrel trained squarely on his chest. "Youā€™d better stop where you are, or Iā€™ll make you regret stepping out of the Fatherland.ā€

Mueller halted, his grin widening into something grotesque. His deep-set eyes gleamed under the faint streetlamp light, like those of a predator who knew it had cornered its prey. ā€œYou think your little toy will stop me? You donā€™t even know what youā€™re dealing with, Chapman.ā€

The way he said my name sent a chill up my spine, though I didnā€™t let it show. ā€œI deal with trouble every day, buddy. Youā€™re just another face in the gallery.ā€

Eva stepped forward, her voice sharp and cutting through the tense air. ā€œYou shouldnā€™t have followed me, Mueller. This map isnā€™t yours. It never was.ā€

He barked a laugh, low and guttural, echoing off the damp alley walls. ā€œIt belongs to whoever can take it. And take it, I will.ā€ His shoulders tensed, and I could see him preparing to lunge.

I didnā€™t wait for him to make the first move. My finger tightened on the trigger, and the sharp crack of the Colt echoed through the alley. The bullet hit its markā€”or so I thought. Mueller staggered back, a dark stain spreading across his coat. But instead of falling, he stood there, a low growl rumbling from deep within his chest.

ā€œThatā€¦ was a mistake,ā€ he snarled, his voice thick with something inhuman.

Before I could react, he surged forward with unnatural speed, his massive hand swatting the Colt out of my grip like it was a childā€™s toy. The weapon clattered to the cobblestones as his other hand shot out, grabbing me by the throat and lifting me clean off my feet.

Eva screamed, her voice piercing through the haze of pain and shock. My hands scrabbled at Muellerā€™s iron grip, but it was like trying to bend steel. His strength was beyond anything Iā€™d encountered, even in the harshest jungles and deserts.

ā€œYouā€™re out of your depth, Chapman,ā€ he hissed, his rancid breath hot against my face. ā€œThis is bigger than you. Bigger than her. Walk away while you still can.ā€

ā€œNotā€¦ my style,ā€ I choked out, clawing at his arm.

Mueller sneered and tightened his grip, but then Eva acted. She pulled a small blade from somewhereā€”her garter, maybeā€”and slashed it across Muellerā€™s forearm. He roared in pain, dropping me to the ground with a thud.

I gasped for air and scrambled to my feet, scooping up my Colt as Eva positioned herself between me and the towering brute. ā€œThis isnā€™t over, Mueller,ā€ she spat, her voice fierce and defiant.

ā€œNo,ā€ Mueller growled, clutching his bleeding arm. ā€œItā€™s just begun.ā€ He took a step back, his dark eyes locking on mine. ā€œYouā€™ve chosen the wrong side, Chapman. Youā€™ll regret it.ā€

With that, he melted into the shadows, his heavy footsteps fading into the distance.

I turned to Eva, my breath still ragged. ā€œWho is that guy?ā€

ā€œTrouble,ā€ she said simply, her voice trembling slightly despite her bold front.

ā€œYeah, I got that part,ā€ I muttered, rubbing my sore neck. ā€œYou want to tell me whatā€™s really going on here, or do I have to keep finding out the hard way?ā€

Eva hesitated, her sapphire eyes meeting mine with an intensity that made my chest tighten. ā€œIā€™ll explain everything,ā€ she said softly, ā€œbut not here. We need to move. There are more of them, and they wonā€™t stop until they have the map.ā€

I sighed, holstering my Colt and nodding. ā€œLead the way, sweetheart. But youā€™d better make it goodā€”because if Iā€™m risking my neck for this, I want the whole story.ā€

Eva didnā€™t reply, just turned and led me deeper into the darkened streets. As I followed her, a sense of foreboding settled over me. Whatever Iā€™d gotten myself into, it was bigger than I could have imagined. And it was only just beginning.


HERE is the "elevator pitch" for Quinn Chapman and the Curse of Anubis as well as another snippet for what's to come. 

Comments

Popular Posts